Friday, August 21, 2015

Gospel way to toast a girl

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.
BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him.”
GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is
love."
GIRL: And how do I know you mean those words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34b " For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass
away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no
flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful...you're exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord is to be praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold
fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much
BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but
you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do all that
is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and you will have
good success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man
who takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if
there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these
things."
GIRL: owwww I love you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21b "Amen! Pass this to 5 contact and enjoy the fun but don't laugh o......

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